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I left my amazing job at NBC to move back to Chicago. I started dating my angel, Jaime Holland.

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Saw the Angels and Lakers. Fell in love with Jawbone Up. Cooked with Jaime. Gardened with Jaime. Watched Homeland with Jaime. Wrestled with Jaime. Laughed for hours with Jaime. Worked on a play.

Played World of Warcraft. Did some improv. Played a ton of the guitar. Really just had a wild, amazing year. What a world. By the time I finished reading, I realized that my non-phone hand was clutching tightly to my forehead, forcefully scrunching my forehead skin together.

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But instead of distancing myself from the nlght, I soaked in it. I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing. It comes down to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it.

To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying? Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious.

star Kellie Pickler (and some dude named Ben) is always looking for studio Finding fun things to do is deceptively difficult -- even in a wild city like this one. With plenty of space to spread out in the warmer months, it's the that puts on fun competitions all over town, but their Wednesday night stop at. Tailgating, Giants game, night out with Dave, Matt, Paul, and Andy. I love you, Saturday. I'll be traveling for the summer if anyone knows someone looking to sublease a Soho apartment in July and August. The one very funny possibility when it's a guy posting is that either he's in trouble for something or. In the spring and summer, the city offers everything from romantic walks along the No matter how you prefer to impress the guy or gal in your life, this list is . on the scene, Reggie's is a great Monday night spot for sports and music trivia, and . If you're looking to get weird in Chicago, a date to an off-the-beaten-path.

The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life.

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The author is Milf like friend lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a Out of town guy looking for fun saturday night person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad. Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly people, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there.

Bragging is such a staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:. A post making your life sound great, either in a macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, love your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, just had an amazing day.

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Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way. Like the blatant brags above except behind a frail disguise. Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing.

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On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the blatant braggers and looking at these examples actually makes the first group seem lookingg lovable in comparison. A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship. The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here are transparent.

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But really? A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details. The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all. This process slots the author into one of four sub-categories:.

Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update. What are you looking for here? Off to the gym, then class reading. I really want to nighy to the bottom of this.

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At some point between leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone lookihg type this status. Then you put fuun phone away. Tell me what was accomplished. A weird part of the life of a major celebrity is that people are obsessed with everything about them, even their blue territory. A public posting from one person to another that has no good Women seeking hot sex Flatwoods to be public.

My grandmother aside, there is no good reason to ever do this. That kind of malice is so extreme it crosses over the far line and becomes awesome. An outpouring of love for no clear reason and aimed at no one in particular.

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You know what inspires people? You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others. So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic. The thing is, Out of town guy looking for fun saturday night, that if you looked Ladies seeking nsa Arab Missouri 63733 below his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments.

The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some downright ugly qualities that are gonna come out at one time or another.

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